Humor & Laughter

Enjoy laughter with us!

Visit Funny Face often as you can.

Build Laughter Muscles:

Childlike and uncontrolled laughter deep from the belly is good for you.

This is not a weak ‘hi, hi, hi’ with hand over mouth as if apologizing. If others look at you puzzled, tell them you are practicing your vocal cords. And you know what, this is true.

HUMOR ON DEMAND

Alzheimer’s or AIDS: You Decide

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”

“Mrs. Sanders, please.”

“Speaking.”

“Mrs. Sanders, this is Saint Agnes Laboratory. We have lab results from 2 different Mr. Sanders and we are not sure which one is your husband’s. Frankly, both results are terrible, one tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other tested positive for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your husband’s.”

“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

“We recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.”

 True Story Reported on CNN

A woman wakes up at night and sees her television set on fire. Immediately she calls the fire department. They rush over to her house. The fire is extinguished…with the ‘remote control’!

 Not Me!

Waiting room gossip among patients: “….While waiting at the office for my first appointment with a new dentist, I noticed the dentist’s diploma and remembered a handsome boy with the same name from my high school class 40 years ago. Could this be the same boy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Seeing the dentist full of wrinkles, I decided he was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm …or could he??? After the examination, I asked him if he had attended MP High School.

“Yes, I did,” he said ‘Why do you ask?’.  I exclaimed: ‘Wow, you were in my class!’

And it is exactly then that ugly, old, balding, wrinkled, son-of-a-bitch said: ‘What did you teach?’….”

 They Are Thieves

One patient to another: “I got the bill for my surgery which I’ll pay until the day I die. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks during the operation!”

 Get out of the car!

A true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida…An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, returning to her car, found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and pulled out her handgun, screaming at the top of her voice: “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!!!!”

The four men got out and ran like mad. The lady was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition and then it dawned on her why…..For the same reason, she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12 packs in the front seat…

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces further down. She drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant couldn’t stop laughing pointing to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, with glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

The moral of the story: If you’re going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable!

LAUGH DAILY